Blonde Women Fishing
These two blond gals were fishing at a river. They were so intent onwhat they were doing, they didn't notice the Game Warden walk up behindthem.
The Game Warden says, 'Good afternoon, ladies. Enjoying your day offishing?'
The blond women answer, 'Why yes we are, sir.'
GW: 'May I see your fishing licenses?'
BW: 'Fishing licenses!?! We don't have any fishing licenses.'
GW: 'You know, it's illegal to fish without a license.'
BW: 'But we're not fishing! We're cleaning up your beautiful river. Yousee, we've got magnets tied to our fishing lines so that we can clean upall the metal junk on the bottom.'
GW: 'Yeah, right.' So, the blond gals reel up their lines and sureenough, they have small horseshoe magnets tied to the ends. No hooks, noweights, no bait. Just magnets. The Game Warden chuckled and shook hishead and said to the gals, 'Enjoy your day, Ladies.'
After the game warden walked off, one blond says to the other, 'I can'tbelieve he was stupid enough to fall for that cleaning the river story!'
The other blond says, 'Well, duh! Doesn't he know there's steelhead inthis river?!'
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