Kids Are Punny
-- From Rosie O'Donnell's Book
Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
What did Snow White say when she was waiting for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Where do you find the world's biggest spider?
In the World Wide Web.
How did the skunk call home?
On his smellular phone.
If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would their towels say?
Hiss and Hearse
How do angels answer the phone?
Halo?
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing.
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks. I'm stuffed.
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